// about cnm
WHAT IS
CRYPTONIGHT MAFIA?
A crypto-themed merch brand. Designs by us, made and shipped by Printful.
A crypto-themed merch brand. Designs by us, made and shipped by Printful.
CryptoNight Mafia (CNM) is an original crypto merch brand built around crypto culture — the inside jokes, the cope, the diamond hands, the dark humour of being early or late. We design premium tees and hoodies that capture the vibe; we don't print or ship them ourselves. The catalogue is small on purpose — Vol 1 launches with 10 designs.
Think of us as the creative/curatorial side of the operation. Etsy handles the marketplace and checkout; Printful — a global print-on-demand company — handles production and shipping behind the scenes.
Crypto merch is mostly two things: dropship farms flipping templates with the word "BITCOIN" slapped on a Canva tee, or project-team swag that screams "free shirt at a conference". Neither lands. The void wanted something else — apparel that reads the way crypto Twitter actually feels at 3am. Dark. Specific. A little in-on-the-joke. Not designed by a committee, not built for a normie. CNM exists because nobody else was making the merch we wanted to wear.
CV is the founder, designer, and sole operator. Pseudonymous on purpose — the brand isn't about a face. A void resident who's been through every cycle since 2017, traded the ICO bull run, lost a wallet, found another, and decided the most useful thing to do with that scar tissue was make merch about it. One person, somewhere in the void.
The catalogue is small on purpose. Vol 1 = 10 designs. Not 500. Each one is concept-driven, iterated, intentional — not the third recolor of a templated layout someone else uploaded last Tuesday. No "trending now" SKU farms, no algorithm chasing, no print-and-pray. The blanks are premium (Bella+Canvas, Gildan, AS Colour) because cheap tees age into rags in three washes. New volumes drop monthly (Vol 1, Vol 2, Vol 3…) — slow enough that each drop earns its place, fast enough that the void doesn't get bored.
When you click any "Shop on Etsy" link on this site (hero CTAs, design tiles, footer), you're sent to our Etsy shop in a new tab. From there:
Your contract for the purchase is with the Etsy shop. We don't process card payments on this site or store any customer data — Etsy handles all of that under their own privacy and security framework.
Because the sale happens entirely on Etsy, the relevant policies for your purchase are Etsy's:
This site is a brand showcase — we display designs, link to our Etsy shop, and run social-media accounts. We don't process payments, store customer data, or fulfil orders.
For questions about the brand — collaborations, B2B custom orders (≥25 units), design feedback, press, or copyright/trademark concerns — reach us at:
For questions about your order — tracking, returns, refunds, payment issues — please use Etsy's messaging system or visit help.etsy.com. Etsy has your order details and runs the buyer-protection process; we don't.